Every year, hundreds of people find love on sites like Match.com, OkCupid, and It’s Just Lunch. But how well do these REALLY give you insight into knowing if you and your potential partner are a good match? Today, WellnessFX announces The Complete Package ®, our new dating app that matches you to your perfect soul mate using your biomarkers.
The Complete Package
While other dating sites waste your time on banal details such as common interests, passions, and values, WellnessFX digs one level deeper.
Using our unique, ground-breaking, comprehensive, super fancy, and innovative algorithm, we leverage influential biomarkers such as Glucose, Triglycerides, and Cortisol, to give you insight beyond the traditional Google/Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/un-signed in LinkedIn search n’ stalk.
Whether you’re looking for Mrs. Right, or Mr. Right Now, to find biomarker trend commonalities in a future mate, or just deciding if someone with high hs-CRP is right for you, with WellnessFX’s robust, cloud-based, synergistic game-changing platform, you can’t go wrong. Even our most basic package includes more tests than the routine checkup:
- Personalized biomarker matchmaking – mobile and web access!
- Quality matching of LDL and HDL cholesterol levels
- Consulting appointments tailored to what you’re probably doing wrong on that 1st date
- Guaranteed and personalized understanding of your health plus actionable ways to achieve optimal health.
Ready to get started? Great! We match you with WellnessFX members we we think you’ll enjoy enhancing your performance with.
WellnessFX’s The Complete Package* ®: When you still aren’t sure after creeping 33 Facebook photo albums and profile pictures. Twice.
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P.S. Happy April Fool’s Day, WellnessFX’ers.
*Really not a product, guys.
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