Introducing WellnessFX Clones – The Revolution Is Here

clonesStress is the number one proxy killer in America. Every week more than 95 million Americans suffer from stress-related conditions. We are over-worked, over-tired, and at this rate America the Beautiful will soon be known as America the Burnt-Out!

If WellnessFX could add hours to the day, we would. If we could slow down time, we would do that, too. But orbital rearrangement and time-manipulation technology is at least five years away (or more!). However, we aren’t going to let that stop us from providing you with the tools you need to live a healthier, happier, stress free life.

How, you might ask? WellnessFX Clones.

Think about it. We know, you’re already sold.

Here’s how it works:

  1. Check and see if we offer cloning services in your area.
  2. Make an appointment at your nearest blood draw lab.
  3. On the form that asks for your name (and this is VERY important), enter the secret code: CloneMeBaby.
  4. In 3-5 days a clone will be shipped to your front door.
  5. Your clone will most likely be extremely dehydrated from the genesis process. We recommend having plenty of Coconut Water on deck.
  6. WellnessFX is continually pushing the envelope with quantified self, biohacking, and improving the quality of life for our members. With WellnessFX Clones, we hope to continue putting health back in the hands of the consumer, one copy at a time.

Click here to learn more about WellnessFX Clones!

*No refunds.

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